December 2009
“No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall.
No one is afraid to...”
– The Truth
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– Yours Truly
Plastic Tiara
Dear world wide web, When I was six or seven, my neighbour invited me into her house. Excited, I came right in and she showed me all her dress up clothes, her toys, and her favourite stuffed animals. I eyed this one particular item, a plastic tiara that had fake gems super glued to the top. Noticing my concentration she warned me saying, “don’t touch it.” At that very moment her...
